I going to indulge in my habit of being indecisive by allowing myself to use the half-true /'s.

○● B R I T I S H ○●

[/] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win Factor.
[/] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[/] Fish and Chips are yummy. (The chips part)
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (Nah it's mostly meat. Gross.)
[/] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (I dislike emos, but not nearly as much as a dislike chavs)
[x] It's football... not soccer. (OMG, I KNOW, RITE?!)

Total: 3.5 (So disappointing)


○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●

[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie. (vegetarian)
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll. (yeah, b/c of context clues. It is the doll when it's capitalized like that, though...stupid...)
[/] You love the beach. (I love the shells and little beachy creatures, but the sand, sun, and water, not so much)
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic. (psh, no)
[ ] You are tanned. (Lol, no, not really.)
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.

Total: 1.5 (Aw...Australians would despise me)


○● I T A L I A N ○●

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show. (Nevah seen it.)
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes. (*barf*)
[/] You know Italian songs. (yeah, everyone knows at least one)
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color. (yes? My dad insists that my hair is blonde, but I disagree)
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[/] You talk a lot with your hands. (I can't describe anything without my hands...)

Total: 5


○● S P A N I S H ○●

[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[/] You like tacos. (veggie tacos=epic win)
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (Uh...no.)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is. (do I WANT to know what that is?)
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.

Total: 2.5


○● R U S S I A N ○●

[ ] You say villain as veelon. (No, but I think I'm going to start, now!)
[/] You get short tempered. (not usually, but DEFINITELY, when I'm around my brother.)
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha
[x] You get cold easily.
[/] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[/] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 2.5


○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[/] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L. (All names that end with l are Irish. then? I think not.)
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[/] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.

Total: 4.5

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[/] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ ] You like chicken. (vegetarian)
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 1.5 (not surprising...)


○● A S I A N ○●

[ ] You have slanty small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[/] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 3.5


○● G E R M A N ○●

[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[/] You know what Schnitzel is.
[/] You hate it when stupid people call you. (yes, but sometimes it can be entertaining)
[x] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2".

Total: 5 (that was unexpected)


○● C A N A D I A N ○●

[ ] You like, play/ played hockey
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched Degrassi. (lol, I used to when I was a kid)

Total: 2


○● A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion. (I probably would...)
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 3 (Oh my God, this survey is SOOO stereotypical)


○● B E L G I A N ○●

[/] You grow some small vegetables in the yard. (my dad says we're gonna start a garden)
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[/] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 3

○● D U T C H ○●

[ ] You like the color orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You tend to overreact and show your emotions. (Uh...no)
[ ] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania. (No way.)

Total: 2


○● A R A B ○●

[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[ ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.

Total: 0

So, I'm either Italian or German. Yay?